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Trying to use my inside voice
YOU MAY KNOW I HAVE BEEN ON AN EXCLAIMATION MARK DIET. But since the one and only BigBoy.247 came to visit me last month I have had a little relapse. We went through our phones and tried to decode the nuances of exclaiming, based on the amount of marks in a row. After hours of careful analysis, I can share that with you now. My justification for this behavior is, that somehow, people being far from my body physically when i’m texting/emailing feels very real to me. I somehow think it will help me be heard. But i know life is actually able to hear us when we whisper just as well, or even sometimes when i just talk to people in my head, and it’s obviously totally unnecessary to shout.
1. Rude !
2. All good !!
3. Genuinely excited !!!
4. Kinda overplaying interest !!!!
5. Really happy to be here !!!!!
6. Anticipation !!!!!!
7. Hyped !!!!!!!
8. Happy birthday !!!!!!!!
9. Damn it !!!!!!!!!
10. Anxious !!!!!!!!!!
11. Over the top !!!!!!!!!!!
12. Irreconcilable !!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Being annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. Enjoying pressing the exclamation button and can’t stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I HAVE A NEW BIT OF WRITING IN BOOT MAG!!! IT’s sorta smut and somehow about The Paris Commune, the rumours of De Sade’s wooden dildo collection in the Bastille, and loving walls. It’s accompanied by Sam Hutchinson images of walls which you are welcome to rate on how sexy they are, like some bloke might with women in Nuts magazine, but no one is actually asking you to!!
E͎A͎R͎T͎H͎ ͎• S͎Y͎N͎T͎H͎E͎T͎I͎C͎ • ISSUE 04 AVAILABLE NOW ☯️
Featuring: Lara Verheijden @laraverheijden Eric Kroll @kroll.eric Rei Hertzler @reihertzler Vex Ashley @vextape Archie Finch @arc__unknown Total Coverage @totalcoverage1 K.T. Kobel @endless.fuckery Joe Singleton @cheerspol
With written contributions from: Dudley @chekhovs_gunge David Steans @complainingvisitor Sam Batley @sambatley Noah Ringrose @noah_ringrose Lurker_signal_404 Zameen A @_zameen_a
Edited & designed by @realbadtime
THANKS FOR READING!!!
FREE PALESTINE!! FUCK THE POLICE!!! AND DON’T FORGET HOW FAR YOU HAVE ALREADY COME!!!!!
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡No Pasarán!!!!!!!!!!!!